TAKE OUT DERBY

Poor Boys Bar, 1328 St Bernard Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116, New Orleans, LA

The inaugural TAKE OUT: Cardboard Demolition Derby is ready to kick your ass! $10 pre-registration for competitors, $20 entry on Derby Day with a $100 grand prize and an absolutely amazing Trophy (made out of cardboard). FREE for spectators and pit crews! See way below for rules.

The ANNOUNCERS! Wayab Balam Lester Desaster

The JUDGES! Kahele (Alea Mahone) Sarah Rose & a special guest

The ROUND CARD QUEENS! B. Ames Pebbles

The DJs!

  1. Ames @b.ames bamesofficial.com

HEAVY PLEASUE @heavy_pleasure https://soundcloud.com/heavy_pleasure

The RULES!

  1. You may only use the following materials to create your Cardboard Demolition Derby Car:

•Single ply corrugated cardboard

•6 feet of old school gray duct tape

•Hot glue

•Spray paint

•Glitter

•A pair of suspenders.

All competitors will be inspected by the judges or refs before the match.

  1. You can’t use your hands! Any use of hands (besides to protect your face) will immediately disqualify you from the round.

  2. There will be a winner of each of three rounds as determined by the judges. In the case of a three way tie, there will be smash off.

  3. You can bring up to 2 people to act as your pit crew! Between each of the three rounds your pit crew can use hot glue and another 6 feet of grey duct tape to put you back together.

  4. You can build your cardboard into any shape you wish. Bonus points for style and a bad attitude 🖤💀

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Venmo or Cash app @Pay4theParty to reserve a spot! Put your HUMAN NAME and CARDBOARD NAME in the notes of the payment.

Extra cardboard to build with, if you need it, will be available on the porch of 1311 Mandeville St. DO NOT touch anything else on the porch.

Let’s Eat Shit!